Phantom Reborn

The Galaxy of The Stars, was a place where senior crew members who were wacky and grooving would host some talk shows and game shows. Our Assistant Cruise Director, Matthew Dason, was really a funny person to be with. He hosted several talk shows in The Galaxy of The Stars, and he indeed attracted a large numbers of customers coming forward to listen to his talk shows.

Well... There was once he hosted in one of his shows, he revealed some questions asked by the customers. You know, when you live in a hotel, and when you experience any difficulties, you call the customer service department, and they would provide the best services and try their best to solve your problems, right? This was what our host tried to tell us, some of the funniest questions the customers ever asked during our trip.

#1: Is the watermelon vegetarian?

That was a silly question without a doubt. Mr. Matthew jokingly instructed the person who asked this, to ask the watermelon itself.

#2: What time is the 9 o’clock show?

9 o’clock, of course J

#3: Is the water in the toilet bowl sea water?

Well... I did not really think this was a silly question though, well, look, where do the water came from as we were sailing in the middle of the sea?

#4: If you don’t mark the picture, how do you that the picture is mine?

Well... When we came onboard, there were mascots standing in the terminal waiting for us and took some pictures with every one of us, but those pictures were for sale. Hmmm... Therefore there would be approximately 2000 plus photos, so how do you determine which photos are you in if you don’t mark the photos? As if we do not have faces huh ? J

#5: Can you teach me the way to use the microwave? I put some bread into the microwave and played around with the switches, the breads were not baked!

Look, there was a safe and security box in every single cabin, and a poor guy he was, the questioner thought that it was a microwave!